Right before he orgasms rip out his throat and whisper I’m the alpha now
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
that’s john green
when you’re so in love with a character you literally squeal and curl into a ball when they make an appearance.
Let’s face it, most men are helpless crybabies. Women keep the world spinning on its axis.
life on the murder scene gifs [2/?]
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
Still one of the best screen shots from a game ever.
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
ohp is that a molotov cocktail paging lydia martin